Boy Versus Meatball

Wouldn't it be great?

I mean really. If you came home and someone said to you, "How was your day?" And you said, "Good!"

And they said, "Really, because it doesn't look like it. It looks like you cleaned the floors with your clothes. What happened to your shirt?"

And you said, "Well I got into a fight with some meatballs and gravy and the meatballs won." Of course, everyone would take it at face value. Because you're cute. And, on any given day, who doesn't find themselves fighting with some meatballs and gravy?