Leave it to me to go on and on effusing about how much I love doing laundry. I should have known better.
I mean, I am used to finding Lego men and pennies and Fruit Roll Up wrappers in my washer and dryer. Frankly, I consider the money a tip for the work I do. (And by the way, my average hourly rate is about 3 cents.)
But for the record, while I am great at laundry, I don't do pockets. If something is important to you, you need to get it out of your own pockets before you toss your clothes in the hamper. Who am I kidding. If you are the kids, you need to clean your pockets out before you toss your clothes on the floor 8 inches away from the hamper. And, yes, that means that our Lego men get regular baths.
But imagine my horror last night...
I have a feeling in my late-night, laundry-doing stupor, I may have accidentally placed a full size sheep in the dryer without realizing it.
I have no idea how it happened. I just hope that PETA doesn't hold me accountable. And that the poor thing went quickly. It must have, I didn't hear a thing.
However, I can now definitively say, yes, wool does shrink in the dryer.





