Like a really nice one. Where you really like to believe that they clean the bathrooms more often than not.
Because that way, when it's late at night and the kids won't go to bed, you are able to convince yourself that it's totally acceptable, in a moment of fatigued desperation, to head into the bathroom, close the door, and sit in the only two spots that are available...
And have a drink.
Of course, you could always stay in a suite. But that costs more and the pictures aren't nearly as funny.
And yes, I could have used a better camera than my iphone. But the whole dinner and drinks in the bathroom seemed ridiculous enough. Bringing in the camera might just have pushed it all over the edge.
