Caleb finally remembered to bring home my Mother's Day gift from school. Yes, eight days after Mother's Day.
It was a coupon book where he came up with things he could do for me.
I love how he wrote "I Heart Mom" in black on black. Kind of like a code.
So it started with offering up a joke.
From there, he offered a 5 minute massage, followed by a coupon for a 4 minute massage. I am assuming he thought that his hands would be getting tired.
Next he offered to read me a book.
Artwork was next on the list.
Followed by a family bike ride.
And then, the thing all moms want.
A free pet worm (or wrom). Which is great because, frankly, I have been getting tired of paying for for worms up until now.
And the grand finale? The saving the best for last?
A pet slug. You'll note this one is not mentioned as being free. So I may have to pay for it.
I shared with Brian the contents of the book this morning and his comment summed it up best:
At least the kid knows what he has to offer.



