All of the sudden, he ran out of the bathroom in utter disgust yelling:
NOAH! MOM HAS WHITE PUFF BALLS IN HER ARMPITS AND IT'S DISGUSTING!
Okay, so evidently the deodorant that promises not to leave white marks on your clothes, and is "little black dress approved" can't make any claims beyond that.
And now I get to walk around all day wondering if my kid is at school announcing to the kids (and teachers, I am sure) that I am the mom with puff ball armpits.




