Wednesday, November 25, 2009

How to Cook a Turkey ... According to Noah



In case you had troubles tomorrow, Noah took the time to jot down how it should be done.  As he read it to us:

1. Shoot a turkey
2. Put it in the oven
3. Put a lot of butter on it
4. Salt, too
5. Check if it has a shark heart
6. Make it ride a broomstick
7. Put it in the oven again
8. Go on a swing while you wait
9. Eat it
10. Have dessert
11. The end

There you go, no need to call the Butterball Help Line.

Happy Thanksgiving from all of us!

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